Friday again

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Friday again

Postby Paul M1 » Fri Jun 15, 2012 11:30 pm

BIKER BAR

An old, blind Aussie wanders into an all-woman Ulysses biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender,

'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.


In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, mate, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, mate.. Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'

The blind Aussie thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,

'Nah....not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times!'


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Re: Friday again

Postby Adam B » Wed Jun 20, 2012 7:52 am

Too much to take in… :+ :+ :+
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