An Irish man and his ever nagging Mother-in-law were on holiday in Jerusalem when she died suddenly.
The undertaker said it will cost �5000 to ship her home or �50 to bury her here.
The Son-in-law said ship her home. The undertaker said "but Sir why don't you bury her in the Holy Land and save the money.
" The Son-in-law said, "listen here lad, a long long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose from the dead....... Shes going home'.!!
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.