Short Term Motorist.....

Heard anything funny today about our pollies (their always good for a laugh). Get in touch with that inner Irishman and let’s hear a joke or two.

Short Term Motorist.....

Postby Rosco1 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:59 pm

A motorist, furious at having been stopped by a traffic cop, shouts at him: “What am I supposed to do with this ticket?”

“Keep it,” said the cop, “ and when you collect four of them, you get to get a bicycle.” :*** :*** :***
Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.
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Re: Short Term Motorist.....

Postby Adam B » Thu Jun 28, 2012 5:10 am

A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a parrot.


He pulled over, picked the poor parrot, who was still alive, but Unconscious.


He decided to take him home.


When the motorist got home, he put the parrot in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside.


When the parrot regained consciousness, he looked around and said:

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"BARS, BREAD, WATER?!!!!...Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!!!!!"
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